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[Gast]

for sexual intercourse, if possible already today, as my testicles are over pressurized,

[Google]

[Luzimaus1]

You meant that??

[Luzimaus1]

Sorry, read too late ... then surely you mean the!

[Gast]

@ Kampfkarnickl

.... ready to burst?

[promiscuous mode]

Oh my dearest Battlebunny,

Did you get lucky yet?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bAekG9VwQc

[Gast]

... ach, es wäre ihm zu gönnen

Oder war nur self-healing angesagt?

[Luzimaus1]

Just faaaantastisch .... the singer

[promiscuous mode]

What does "get lucky" mean?

it means:
to get laid
having sex
rooting
getting it on

[Luzimaus1]

Oh, now it is serious!
I think I know what you mean ... but HE knows it too!!
But must be fun ... life is beautiful!
Unfortunately he has not told whether they were helping him!
But we are not so curious

a sunny Tuesday

[Gast]

.... why not try one of those inflatible rubberladies which are not only VERY eligible, but also keep their trap shut

[Gast]

lol
Mensch HamburgerDeern, vor zwei Jahren angemeldet und jetzt in zwei Tagen zehn Artikel (incl. english)...
Wo hast'e denn den Schub bekommen??

[Bernd61]

It's not the inflatable ladies that cause problems. Someday they may even save your life:




No, it's their inflatable jealous husbands that you have to be aware of...

[Gast]

..... ich konnte diese website einfach nicht mehr erreichen über lange zeit und es wurde mir auch kein neues passwort zugesandt, nun hat es geklappt und ich bin mitten drin, Flollop....

[Gast]

KÖSTLICH !!!! deine cartoons.....